I wake up too early

I have too much time on my hands in the morning. While in the shower, I thought of this. Have fun.


The Tube’s Prayer

Our Father, which art in color
Hallowed be Thy Acronym
Thy sitcom come,
Thy news be done,
On Cable, as it is on Satellite.
Give us this day our daily fear,
And forgive us our forgetfulness,
As we recorded the new Survivor last night.
And lead us not into thinking,
But deliver us from intelligence.
For Thine is the mother, the father, and the teacher,
For endless half-hour increments.
Amen.